The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
Predator Jokes
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.