why do cheetahs never get an A+on a test-they always cheetah
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
A cow went into a pride of lion’s territory?
Since that moment he knew his life was on stake
A fish was swimming around in a pond when he noticed a fly flyin around about six inches above the water. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, I could have myself a nice meal.”
There was a bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, that fish will come up for that fly, and I can catch that fish and have myself a nice meal.”
There was a hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will go for the fish, and I can shoot the bear and have myself a nice meal.”
There was a mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich and I can have myself a nice meal.”
There was a cat in a tree watching the mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich, the mouse will go for the sandwich, and I can catch that mouse and have myself a nice meal.”
Then it all happened
The fly dropped six inches
The fish came up and caught the fly
The bear came out and caught the fish
The hunter got up to shoot the bear and dropped his sandwich
The mouse went for the sandwich
The cat jumped from the tree, missed, and landed in the pond
The lesson that can be learned here is that every time a fly drops six inches, a pussy gets wet.
Where do Eagles send their childrens to study? The Alpha birds
See you later crocodile In a while pedophile
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
What animal lies.A lion
what do cheetahs wear to work they can't change because cheetahs cant change there spots
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
Why do cheetahs always win? Because they cheat
[god creating alligators] God: see that log? Angel:yes...? God: now fill it with teeth. Angel: say again? God: FILL IT WITH TEETH
What do you get when you cross a pediphile and an elementary school? Predator 3
Alien vs Predator
Cosby vs E.T.
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
whats black white and read all over?
a zebra after a lion is full
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
Why did the lion lose the race-because he was playing with a cheetah
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
What is a pedophile's favourite dating site? Kinder
