Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
what does and orphans parents and the predator have in common
they are both invisable
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
What do you call a child predator and a illegalimmagrant alien vs predator
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
why do cheetahs never get an A+on a test-they always cheetah
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
A fish was swimming around in a pond when he noticed a fly flying around about six inches above the water. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, I could have myself a nice meal."
There was a bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, that fish will come up for that fly, and I can catch that fish and have myself a nice meal."
There was a hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will go for the fish, and I can shoot the bear and have myself a nice meal."
There was a mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich and I can have myself a nice meal."
There was a cat in a tree watching the mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich, the mouse will go for the sandwich, and I can catch that mouse and have myself a nice meal."
Then it all happened.
The fly dropped six inches.
The fish came up and caught the fly.
The bear came out and caught the fish.
The hunter got up to shoot the bear and dropped his sandwich.
The mouse went for the sandwich.
The cat jumped from the tree, missed, and landed in the pond.
The lesson that can be learned here is that every time a fly drops six inches, a pussy gets wet.
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
