What animal lies? A lion.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
Why do cheetahs always win? Because they cheat
"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."
[god creating alligators]
God: See that log?
Angel: Yes...?
God: Now fill it with teeth.
Angel: Say again?
God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
Why did the lion lose the race? Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
