Predator jokes
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
A fish was swimming around in a pond when he noticed a fly flying around about six inches above the water. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, I could have myself a nice meal."
There was a bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, that fish will come up for that fly, and I can catch that fish and have myself a nice meal."
There was a hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will go for the fish, and I can shoot the bear and have myself a nice meal."
There was a mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich and I can have myself a nice meal."
There was a cat in a tree watching the mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich, the mouse will go for the sandwich, and I can catch that mouse and have myself a nice meal."
Then it all happened.
The fly dropped six inches.
The fish came up and caught the fly.
The bear came out and caught the fish.
The hunter got up to shoot the bear and dropped his sandwich.
The mouse went for the sandwich.
The cat jumped from the tree, missed, and landed in the pond.
The lesson that can be learned here is that every time a fly drops six inches, a pussy gets wet.
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
Why do the cheetahs always beat you? Because they beet-ah.
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
What animal lies? A lion.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."
[god creating alligators]
God: See that log?
Angel: Yes...?
God: Now fill it with teeth.
Angel: Say again?
God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.