A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
they're both predators
Can people please shut up about 'male privileges'. There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood, men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of “women only” events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic depute
Women have the right to rape a man or boy and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up feminists please.
why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? so he could win the race.
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common? They both like to hide in dark places, Look creepy, And like to lure small creatures
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERhead
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERhead
what does and orphans parents and the predator have in common
they are both invisable
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What did the lion say to the lion tamer nothing because when the lion tamer whipped the lion the lion killed him
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion? Because she knew the lion was always lion. #WORST JOKES EVER
The cheetah had a race with a lion and the cheetah won, lion was like why you always a cheetah the cheetah was like why you always lion (lying).
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote. he got stuck in a trap chewed of three of his legs and was still stuck
what dose a priest and time have in common? there both predators
What do you call a child predator and a illegalimmagrant alien vs predator
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex It'll forever be a mystery because the victims too young to scream his name
