Child predators: "You're so six-y."
Predator Jokes
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.