Predator jokes
[god creating alligators]
God: See that log?
Angel: Yes...?
God: Now fill it with teeth.
Angel: Say again?
God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
Why did the lion lose the race? Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why do mountains get so big? They have no natural predators.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.