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Feet

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Sonic the Hedgehog is kneeling in a field with his hands together in prayer. Above him, the text reads, "Thank you God," and below him, the text reads, "for not making me attracted to feet."

Speed Limit

Amazing idea

A split image shows two white square highway signs with a black border. Both signs display '70' in large black numbers and have the word 'SPEED' (or a misspelling of it) above. The left sign correctly says 'SPEED 70' with Braille dots below the numbers. The right sign misspells it as 'SP EEED 70' and also has Braille dots below the numbers. Above the signs, text reads: 'SHARE IF YOU AGREE HIGHWAY SIGNS SHOULD BE WRITTEN IN BRAILLE SO THAT BLIND DRIVERS DONT GET LOST. ONE LIKE ONE PRAYER! TYPE AMEN IN TGE COMMENTS'.

Chipmunk

so true lol

A close-up image of a chipmunk with its cheeks full, looking startled. The text overlay says: "When you already started eating and someone says 'let's pray'."

Bandit

Roses are red lord give me peace

The image is a split panel. The left side shows a blurry photo of emergency vehicles at night. The right side shows a mugshot of a man with wide eyes. Text above the panels reads "Roses are red Lord give me peace". Below the image the text says "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody And Being Hunted By Police."

Eating

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A close-up photo of a chipmunk with puffed cheeks. The text reads: "WHEN YOU ALREADY STARTED EATING AND SOMEONE SAYS 'LET'S PRAY'".

Work

Me but at school

A baby with its eyes closed and fingers in its ear is shown along with the text "WALKING INTO WORK LIKE 'LAWD YOU KNOW I NEED MY JOB, PLEASE BLESS ME WITH A CALM SPIRIT TODAY'"

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Yizkor 🕯

ALLAHU AKBAR

Veronica church sceduale Sunday morning-10 am Sunday night-6pm Tuesday evening-7pm prayer 7:30 pm service Thursday evening 7:30 servcie I go to all

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