Why did two 👱♂️ 👱♂️ dumb 👱♂️ 👱♂️ blondes put condoms on the cow's udders 🐄 because they wanted the 🐄 cow to practice safe sex
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient. The doctor said, "I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient". Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants. Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage. After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control. Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?" The patient says, "Have you got any cream for it? It's swollen."
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE
reddit king and q, i really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop, your obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “ you’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup”
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
My mom show me that she could deep throat a banana. I ask how you know how to do that. My mom said I practice on your step father.
I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throat a banana. I said why are you doing that for. I'm doing it for practice for your friends.
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
You're mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
There was a cheerio that had a job, he worked hard at it and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the cheerios. So he needed a speech, he kept practicing and practicing and know he was thirsty. it was almost time for his speech. so he went to the drinking fountain but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake but he saw tons of garbage, and what he thought was a cereal killer. so he found this bowl of punch, but he relised... there was no punch-line
Csgo is just practice for when you want to one tap some 3rd graders
Me: What do you call a group of retards? Friend: Down town? Me: Nope, target practice.
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice.
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune." Im a banjo picker and I can confirm this is 99% true.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Where do religious kids practice sports in the prayground
