What do you call a red potato?
A tomato 🍅
(I know it’s cringe)
if you think your life is bad than pepole are discusing the gender of mr potato head
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition of course but they both pack the same heat.
How many potato to feed the elephant
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb
How do you get out 500 drunk TTC people? "Ah Antson fire a warning shot." " Uhhh sir its a M92 mortar." " Ah just fire the shot." Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato potatoes fire ze shot.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? LAYS!
In a bowl of golden delight, I savored each bite so bright, The potato salad, oh so fine, Left me feeling oh so divine.
The diced potatoes, oh so neat, In a dressing so cool and sweet, With onions and eggs, a treat, My taste buds did dance and greet.
The mayonnaise, a creamy dream, With mustard's zesty scheme, Together they did blend so well, My senses did take a spell.
The herbs, a fragrant delight, Added flavor with their might, Parsley and dill, a perfect pair, In this salad beyond compare.
So here's to the potato salad, A culinary work of art, That left me full and satisfied, And in my heart, a special part.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: ̈I see you eye-balling that French girl! ̈
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
Why is a Sweet potato cassarol so sweet? cause it's so SWEET TO EAT
fun fact: pringles are named pringles because somebody decided to name them pringles
What did the doctor say to the potato? It told it it had tuberculosis
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler
What do you call a fat downie A couch potato
do you know ligma... potatos
What the can say to the tomato? Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾 I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good..
What happens if u mix a dick with a potato? U get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato
What do you call a potato with a pp..
A dictator
- What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
