if you think your life is bad than pepole are discusing the gender of mr potato head
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition of course but they both pack the same heat.
Die you potato I baked you a pie Oh boy which flavour Pie Pie Pie Pie Dad I'm hungry Hi hungry I'm dad Why did you name this way Why Why Why
your so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb
What do you call a lazy potato chip? LAYS!
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: ̈I see you eye-balling that French girl! ̈
Why is a Sweet potato cassarol so sweet? cause it's so SWEET TO EAT
What do you call a fat downie A couch potato
do you know ligma... potatos
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler
An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day.
After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer."
Another 20 minutes passes and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips.
The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go f*ck yourself, these are my chips."
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes
What happens if u mix a dick with a potato? U get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato
What do you call a potato with a pp..
A dictator
man: die potato potato: *screams* i like trains kid: i like trains man: no wait train: *kills man*
- What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
