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Pit bull

2 months ago
A grid of twelve images, arranged in three rows and four columns. Each image shows either a potato or a pit bull dog curled up into a tight shape, resembling a potato. The text at the top reads 'POTATO OR PIT BULL'. The source 'BATTERTHEPITBULL' is at the bottom right.
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    1 year ago

    shrek has a potato for a nose

    "I ask the questions," snapped Shrek. "What's in your purse?" "It is not a purse, but a pouch. Just some cold chicken parts." "Give to me, purse boy!" Shrek yelled. "I will warm them with my microwave eyes and eat them. Purse boys don't get to eat!" As Shrek heated up his meal, the peasant died of seeing Shrek. 17
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    • Seal

    1 year ago

    Seal Vs Sea Lion

    The image shows two cartoon drawings of a seal and a sea lion. The seal is labeled with "ABABABBA", "just a little guy", and "potato dog". The sea lion is labeled with "BORK BORK", "um spooky", and "man in a wetsuit".
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    • Abortion

    4 months ago
    A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."
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    • Food

    1 year ago
    A close-up shot of a blue bowl filled with mashed potatoes and a pat of butter on top. The text above reads: "Food for thought: Are mashed potatoes just Irish guacamole?" The text below states: "Kerry O'Shea | June 11, 2019-01:18 PM"
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    • Film

    26 days ago
    The image shows a serious-looking man with a light yellow button-up shirt and a dark tie, wearing glasses. His expression is one of subtle disapproval or judgment. Above him, white text on a black background reads: "Film majors when your favorite film isn't a Macedonian epic from the perspective of a potato during the 1500s written in proto-indian english and shot in black and white for 'film reasons'".
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    Springtrap

    1 year ago

    Yes.

    The image shows a cartoon drawing of Springtrap from the video game Five Nights at Freddy's. In the top panel Springtrap is drawn as a potato-like cartoon with a sad expression and a red bow tie. Below it, the word "Springles" is written in the style of the Pringles logo. Below, there is another image of Springtrap, showing the character's full body. Springtrap is yellow-green and appears to be wearing an animatronic suit. The drawing has a simplistic, cartoon style.
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    • Year

    8 months ago

    9 years olds wildin

    A screenshot of a Roblox game. The chat shows messages from other players: "shadow: just like is yr old", "Cassie: Please get for me", "Cassie: Off me", "killernumber2_four: im gonna clap you", and "Lana_fan: hi". The player in the foreground is next to a christmas tree and gift boxes.
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    • Motivation

    8 months ago
    A tiny, pink, cartoon potato is in the middle of the image. Above the potato it reads, "I am a tiny potato. And I believe in you". Below the potato it says, "YOU CAN DO THE THING".
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