What do u call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and an U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics
Did you know that chpis taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner. His mother says, “I don’t like your friends”. Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
a blonde a brunette and a redhead are robbing a bank. the police are soon after them so they hide in a bunch of barrels. the police arrive and search the area, they come over too the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it, the brunette says "woof". "oh, it's just a dog" says the police officer and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. the redhead says "meow", "oh it's just a cat" says the officer then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden the blonde says "potato"
Why cant an or phan get a tatoe at a young age. They dont have parent premison
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What was the chip doing at the hairdressers? It was getting a crinkle cut
A blind man went to a restaurant.
menu sir? asked the owner. I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order. The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returned to the blind man. The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables. Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!
What is your car 🚙 you can not drive ? A super flying car 🚘
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What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none you can eat both.
Die you potato I baked you a pie Oh boy which flavour Pie Pie Pie Pie Dad I'm hungry Hi hungry I'm dad Why did you name this way Why Why Why
your so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes what would you get? A retiree
