Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.
Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are robbing a bank. The police are soon after them, so they hide in a bunch of barrels.
The police arrive and search the area. They come over to the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it. The brunette says, "Woof."
"Oh, it's just a dog," says the police officer, and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. The redhead says, "Meow."
"Oh, it's just a cat," says the officer, then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden. The blonde says, "Potato."
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
A blind man went to a restaurant.
"Menu sir?" asked the owner. "I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order." The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork and returned to the blind man.
The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, "Yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables." Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, "Do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part" which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, "Oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!"
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.
Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
