A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, 'I dont know what a potato clock is' The man said, 'me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
prawn COCKtail
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes. A few hours later dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said “honey can you get the mashed potatoes” dad said “why she’s right here”
why do potatoes make good detectives because tey keep there eyes peeled
when the french fry was talking to the potato but the potato didn't understand what he was saying. it was because he didn't speak french
Normal Europe : Oh no, I lost my iphone... Amish : Oh no, I lost my potato
What do you call a retarded and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes
Teacher:Don’t run into the road!! Down syndrome:Weeeeee Teacher:lol now he’s a mashed potato
roses are red potatoes are brown ur mom so hot i put her down
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and an U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner. His mother says, “I don’t like your friends”. Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Give a man a potato, he is full for a day Give a man a poisoned potato, hell be full for the rest of his life.
What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes
what do you get if a disabled person falls of a building Mash potatoes
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato 🍅
(I know it’s cringe)
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes what would you get? A retiree
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none you can eat both.
