Potato jokes
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.
Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.
Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.