Potato jokes
Fun fact: Pringles are named Pringles because somebody decided to name them Pringles.
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.
Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.
As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
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Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!