
Population jokes
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Society
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
What's the best thing about f*cking twenty-eight-year-olds?
There's twenty of them.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.
