Population

Population jokes

Guy

  • Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.

    Cannibal

  • So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

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  • Blonde

  • So all blondes are dumb, right?

    Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?

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  • Orphan

  • I don't get it.

    Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

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  • Pedophile

  • Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???

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