Population jokes

What’s the best thing about 26 year olds?

There are 20 of them.

Why are Japanese always so skinny?

Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.

Why do white people colonize everything?

To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.

All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."

My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.

Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world? Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...

When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.

Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"

Me: "To reduce the population by one."

Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?

Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?

When God made Chinese, he said, "DON'T LOOK!" and the Chinese said, "Why?"

And God replied, "You won't want to be fruitful and multiply if you saw where you are putting that thing."

It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.

When God made White Man, he said, "NEVER SHUT YOUR EYES!" and the white man said, "Why?"

And God replied, "You need to keep an eye out for the Chinese, one day they will out number you."

It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.

Then the white man said, "There is a white genocide!"

And the survivors of the Holocaust said, "All these Europeans killed each other, so a white genocide is accurate. White killed white."

Then the Chinese said, "Thank you, we take your land now."

And the Jews said, "But we are God's chosen people!"

And the Chinese said, "Yes, every time God show up you get bullied! You might want to worship someone else!"

And the Jews said, "Why are you Chinese so lucky, you can't even see, you blind!"

And the Chinese said, "Jesus say be in the world not of the world, so don't go looky looky at the world then."

It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.

What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?

Sandstorm.

Why do leftists strive for a literate population?

So people can understand their wall of text memes.

What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.

Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.

What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?

Tourists.

You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.

We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...

Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:

Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).

Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.

Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!