Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
97 percent of women...
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
You can say what you want about deaf people...
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
Dwarf Shortage
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
