What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
Population Jokes
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
97 percent of women...
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
You can say what you want about deaf people...
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
