Population jokes
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
You can say what you want about deaf people...
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?