Population jokes
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
China should be a baseball team.
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
Everyone is autistic midgets.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
So Americans strongly worship Donald Trump, eh? Well, let's put that claim to the test by throwing him into the general population of Rikers Island.
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubix cube into pussy.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
What's the best thing about twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty-one of them.