Population jokes
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
You can say what you want about deaf people...
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.