Population jokes
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
Dwarf Shortage.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
You can say what you want about deaf people...
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
You're a good soldier Choosing your battles Pick yourself up and dust yourself off and back in the saddle You're on the front line Everyone's watching You know it's serious we're getting closer, this isn't over The pressure is on You feel it But you've got it all Believe it When you fall get up oh oh And if you fall get up oh oh Tsamina mina zangalewa 'Cause this is Africa Tsamina mina eh eh Waka waka eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa Listen to your God This is our motto Your time to shine don't wait in line y vamos por todo People are raising Their expectations Go on and feed them this is your moment no hesitations Today's your day I feel it You paved the way Believe it If you get down get up oh oh When you get down get up eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa Tsamina mina eh eh Waka waka eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa Anawa aa Tsamina mina eh eh Waka waka eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa Ame la mejole biggi biggi mubbo wa A to Z Asi tsu zala makyuni biggi biggi mubbo from East to West Asi waga waga ma eh eh waga waga ma eh eh Tendency suna tsibuye 'cause this is Africa (Africa, Africa Africa) Tsamina mina, Anawa a a Tsamina mina Tsamina mina, Anawa a a Tsamina mina, eh eh Waka waka, eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa Anawa a a Tsamina mina, eh eh Waka waka, eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa Django eh eh Django eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa Anawa a a Django eh eh Django eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa Anawa a a This time for Africa This time for Africa We're all Africa We're all Africa
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.