Population Jokes

Why are Japanese always so skinny?

Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.

China has a population of a billion people. One billion.

That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

I love all races, even the bad ones.

Why are all Asians so skinny?

Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.

Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.

The image shows a tweet by Sophie that says "I must study war so my sons can study business so their sons can study art so their sons can write gay vampire fiction". Below is another tweet from Populism Updates stating "12. Ulysses S. Grant's great-grandson, an author of gay vampire fiction" with an image of an older man wearing a bow tie and a striped jacket.

The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...

So Americans strongly worship Donald Trump, eh? Well, let's put that claim to the test by throwing him into the general population of Rikers Island.

So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:

Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).

Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.

Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!

Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?

Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...

If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.

My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Because the Africans couldn't swim.

Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.

What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?

How rare they are.

Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???