Population jokes

Why does China have the biggest eyewear?

Because all their eyes are too small.

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

I love all races, even the bad ones.

China has a population of a billion people. One billion.

That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.

What do you call a black abortion clinic?

Crime Stoppers.

The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...

So Americans strongly worship Donald Trump, eh? Well, let's put that claim to the test by throwing him into the general population of Rikers Island.

So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.

Asian pregnancy test:

Stick a Rubix cube into pussy.

Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.

Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:

Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).

Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.

Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!

Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?

Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...

Why are all Asians so skinny?

Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.

What’s the best thing about 26 year olds?

There are 20 of them.

If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.

What's the best thing about f*cking twenty-eight-year-olds?

There's twenty of them.