Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s? Because it was the Great Depression.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? Its kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
adam and eve had 3 male children, the only children on earth, how did they reproduce?
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: dunno what’s the minor population?
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Dwarf Shortage
When a asteroid is coming to kill us all: 98.9% of the population: OMG WERE ALL GONNA DIE 1% of the population: eh.. I neber had any friends anyway. Alia: ROLL THE INTRO
Society
What's the city with the fastest growing population? Ireland cuz it's Dublin everyday
A teacher asked her class “what is sex?” Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Causes by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration* The teacher faints
By:Xzavier
My wife said she wanted to leave me she said it’s because of the abuse but really she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got positioning the next day this shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physical and mentally
a blond, a red head, and brunette, were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away, so in turn they try to swim to the island, the brunette swims 10 km then drowns, the red head swims 30 km then drowns, the blond swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion no one in Africa actually speaks African.
why are all asians so skinny? Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared
Suicide is population control, repuplished
this humor is so dark it's darker than the black population
If you argued that god was a woman 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell Just to ask the other guy. Talk about a male supremacist religion.
