I love all races, even the bad ones.
So Americans strongly worship Donald Trump, eh? Well, let's put that claim to the test by throwing him into the general population of Rikers Island.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
97 percent of women...
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
When God made Chinese, he said, "DON'T LOOK!" and the Chinese said, "Why?"
And God replied, "You won't want to be fruitful and multiply if you saw where you are putting that thing."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
When God made White Man, he said, "NEVER SHUT YOUR EYES!" and the white man said, "Why?"
And God replied, "You need to keep an eye out for the Chinese, one day they will out number you."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
Then the white man said, "There is a white genocide!"
And the survivors of the Holocaust said, "All these Europeans killed each other, so a white genocide is accurate. White killed white."
Then the Chinese said, "Thank you, we take your land now."
And the Jews said, "But we are God's chosen people!"
And the Chinese said, "Yes, every time God show up you get bullied! You might want to worship someone else!"
And the Jews said, "Why are you Chinese so lucky, you can't even see, you blind!"
And the Chinese said, "Jesus say be in the world not of the world, so don't go looky looky at the world then."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
