Population

Population Jokes

So Americans strongly worship Donald Trump, eh? Well, let's put that claim to the test by throwing him into the general population of Rikers Island.

why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.

why are all asians so skinny? Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? Its kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

i don't get it. orphans are very religious, well mostly. statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church i mean its the only place they can call someone "father"

Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?