Pop culture jokes
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
Memes
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!