Pop culture jokes
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?