What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
