Pop culture jokes
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.