Pop culture jokes
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.