Pop culture jokes
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.