Pop culture jokes

What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!

What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?

What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.

What did one orphan say to another orphan?

"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"

What movie does an orphan hate?

- No Way Home.

What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?

"Baby, now we got bad blood."

Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?

A. Crayons.

Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."

You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.

What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?

A Jacko Lantern!

Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?

What is an emo's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

Out of a catalogue. 😁

What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!

My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.

So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"

How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.

What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?

It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!

Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.

Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.