Pop culture jokes
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
Memes
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.