Pop culture jokes
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!