Politics jokes
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
Memes
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Trump did 1/6.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.