Politics jokes

Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.

I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost two towers.

John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.

What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?

Not sure, I just fly the drone.

What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?

Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

A kid asks Trump:

Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"

Trump: "There they are, bud!"

Why can't England play chess?

Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.

Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.

You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?

RUSSIA US A

If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.

How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!

The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!

Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.

How do you anger a Republican?

Tell him the truth.

Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?

A: At least one does something when it is triggered.

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

Yo hairline caused corruption.

Why are Americans so bad at class royals?

Because they already lost 2 towers.