Politics jokes
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Trump did 1/6.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.