Politics jokes
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.
"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"
"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"
What's Elizabeth Warren's nickname?
Pocahontas
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
I think DJT has FTD.
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!