Politics jokes
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
Memes
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
What about women's lefts?
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
Trump did 1/6.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.