Politics jokes
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
Memes
When you and your friends find a higher form of living
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).