Politics jokes
Alberta.
The only province where the Premier wears anal beads around her neck.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
What does a Foreigner say when he comes to America?
"You're as cold as I.C.E. You're willing to sacrifice brown lives..."
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks!
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂