Politics jokes
ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
Quite true
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
"Welcome to the gulag."
"Death to the west!"
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.