"Death to the west!"
Politics Jokes
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
What about women's lefts?
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
