Politics jokes
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Memes
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.