Politics jokes
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
North Korea?
He only won the election because of rigging.
82 million votes my ass.
Ask me for proof.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
Quite true
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.