Politics jokes

Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.

A kid asks Trump:

Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"

Trump: "There they are, bud!"

What do you call a blind German?

A Nazi (not see).

They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?

Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?

Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.

If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.

I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.

A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.

What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?

Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.

Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?

It was only 3/5 full.

What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?

Guns only have one trigger.

Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?

"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."

What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?

Not sure, I just fly the drone.

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?

Usain Bolt can finish a race.

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.

Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.

Oh, wait... never mind...

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"