Politics jokes
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Memes
*Sniffs kids*
Trump did 1/6.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.