Politics jokes
Trump did 1/6.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
Quite true
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War