Politics jokes
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
What about women's lefts?
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
TDS? More like STDs.
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).