Politics jokes
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Memes
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.