Politics jokes
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War