Politics jokes
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?
Because it is politically motivated.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
Trump, must I say more?
How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?
He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!