Politics jokes
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?
Because it is politically motivated.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
Trump, must I say more?
How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?
He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.
Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.