Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Whats the difference between a five year old and and a Democrat.... The five year old doesnt expect you to do everything for them. (Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Sahapiro 2020)
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
Politics
Why is suicide illegal? Because it destroys government property.
Why does Trump play Minecraft? Cuz he can build walls
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
what do you call a bullet-head? jfk
vote biden or trump i like niether but i want to know wat the world would say. (dont judge other people)
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
How do you tell the difference between Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Hey any riding with biden fans out their? I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so of one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 an a half help me please
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress. Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says no love for the rich on it.
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between a goverment and a pawn shop?
They lower you
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence He’s just Biden his time
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like get down Mr. Presi-
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
