Politics jokes
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.