Politics jokes
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
Memes
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
The S in America stands for safe.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."