Politics jokes
It was 7:00 a.m. when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep. He got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat. "What would you like for breakfast?" Billy's mom asked politely. Billy replied with, "Whatever Dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!"
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
North Korea?
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks; they tell how many lies a person tells."
"Oh, cool."
"This is Mother Teresa's clock; the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense."
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock?"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
How much is McDonald's on a hot day?
Trump cut the company's advertising spending on Spotcom by 25%.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
White comedy week:
Monster Truck Monday
Trailer Park Tuesday
White Trash Wednesday
Take Your Sister Out Thursday
Fox News Friday
Storm the Capitol Saturday
Say You’re Sorry Sunday