Politics jokes
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
shoutout to yugoslavia gotta be one of my favorite genders
What is the difference between the human rights?
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
"Let's go Brandon!"
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.