Politics jokes
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
Memes
The S in America stands for safe.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."