Politics jokes
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
The S in America stands for safe.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.