Politics

Politics jokes

Submarine

    • Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags, "We have nuclear submarines which can stay underwater for six weeks without having to resurface!". Trump goes on, "Six weeks? That's nothing. I have the best submarines, they're underwater für at least three months!". Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - "Heil Hitler! We need Diesel."

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    • Feminism

    • The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.

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    Class

    • What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?

    The class divides.

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    • Wwii

    • If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?

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    • World Trade Center

    • What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?

    “Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”

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    • Libertarian

    • 👱‍♀️ 👱‍♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?

    A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.

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    • Surname

    • A little riddle...

    Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?

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    Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?

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