Politics jokes
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
Memes
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
The S in America stands for safe.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.