Politics jokes
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
He wasn't that bad.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"