Politics jokes
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
BLM.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Here's how to piss off all of North America. All the United States is, is South Canadia.
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.