Politics jokes
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What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
"Sharing is communism."
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What did Obama ask Trump?
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.