What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Capital Of San Marino?
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
Q. What do Danielle Smith and a squirrel have in common?
A. They both always have a mouth full of nuts.
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! π π½
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.