I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they donβt live in a swing state.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because heβs used to being in the teens.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but heβd have to wait 10 years to get it.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Communism is actually kinda tight.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
