Politics

Politics jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat,

Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.

Twin Towers

What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?

There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.

Train

German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.

American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.

African XP farms: Cotton field.

Missile

Just told Putin to get some b*tches.

Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.

Nut

Q. What do Danielle Smith and a squirrel have in common?

A. They both always have a mouth full of nuts.

Leak

Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.

I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.

Hitler

Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

Libertarian

What is a yellow dog Libertarian?

A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽

9/11

9/11 is like genders.

There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.

Ruler

Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.

Time Machine

If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.