Politics jokes

What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?

There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.

How do you anger a democrat?

Don't tell him the truth.

Hitler only wanted peace.

A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.

When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."

Yo mama so fat,

Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.

Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?

Because they already lost two towers.

German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.

American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.

African XP farms: Cotton field.

What do you call a blind German shepherd?

A Nazi.

Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.

Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.

Not to mention and by plane.

What do the initials CIA stand for?

Central Intelligence of A**holes.

What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

Both aren't what they used to be...

World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.

Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality.

Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?

Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

Because orange is the new black.

The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.

What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?

Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!