Politics jokes
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
"Sharing is communism."
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
What did Obama ask Trump?