Politics jokes

"Sharing is communism."

What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?

Adolf Fit-ler.

Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.

People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.

The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."

I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).

Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?

Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.

What do you call a blind German?

A Nazi/Nattzee.

What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?

An escort.

Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?

Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!

What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.

What did Obama ask Trump?

How is there evidence of climate change?

The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!

How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?

Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.

Capital Of San Marino?

"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"

Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

Because orange is the new black.

What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest?

A suicidal vest actually works when triggered.

What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?

Kim Kong Coon.