Politics

Politics jokes

Hitler

    • You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"

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    • Donald Trump

    • Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?

    He's white on the inside.

    He's orange on the outside.

    And then there's that stick!

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    Election

    • Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

    Because orange is the new black.

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    • Initial

    • What do the initials NOW stand for?

    (A.) National Organization For Women

    (B.) National Organization of Whores

    (C.) All the above

    Answer:

    Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.

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    • Election

    • Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"

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    • Squirrel

    • Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.

    Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?

    Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.

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    • Nazi

    • Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.

    They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!

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    • Gas

    • Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

    I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.