Politics jokes
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Memes
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"
Capital Of San Marino?
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.