Politics jokes
"Let's go Brandon!"
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost two towers.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.
Fuck Jewkraine!
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
What is the difference between the human rights?
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
What is anonymous 🤔 oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a 🕳 glory hole inside a 📖 adult book store
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.