Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
BIDEN!
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
