Politics jokes
Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that... I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
Lets go i think corn
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
Wanna hear a joke?
Feminism.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
BIDEN!
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."