Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?
He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
