Politics jokes
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Wanna hear a joke?
Feminism.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
Memes
Lets go i think corn
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
BIDEN!
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!