Politics jokes

If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.

Q: What is Trump?

A: An oversized oompa loompa.

If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.

Biden: *falls over on steps*

Wanna hear a joke?

Feminism.

Genders are like the Twin Towers.

There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.

I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.

Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."

BIDEN!

Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?

What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.

Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!

What is a government mandate?

When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.

What is the difference between the government and organized crime?

Only one of them is organized.

What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?

They both thank you for your financial support.

Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?

He took away their ottoman!

What do you call a decapitated politician?

A severed head of state.

I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.

I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.

Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.