Politics jokes
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
Hitler was a dic-tator.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
JFK is definitely a bottom.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
Hitler.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.