Politics jokes

Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.

Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.

California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.

Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.

What is black and white and red all over?

JFK

Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?

Because he did nazi it coming!

Hitler.

"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha

If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”

What is the opposite of Progress?

Congress.

Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?

A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).

Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.

"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"

Why is the USA bad at chess?

Because they lost two towers.

Why did the Indian cross the road?

To run away from the Pakistani.

What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?

They are all disabilities.

If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?

Americans...

If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.

My face when “Free Palestine” wasn’t a sales deal.

World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.

If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,

that's a big red flag!

A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.