Politics jokes
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
Memes
Hitler.
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.