What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
Politics Jokes
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress.
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
