Politics jokes
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
JFK is definitely a bottom.
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
Memes
An announcement from your Most High Comrade
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
Hitler.
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.