I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
"Sharing is communism."
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
