Politics jokes
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Hitler was a dic-tator.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
JFK is definitely a bottom.
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress.
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
Hitler.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.