Politics Jokes

Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.

Politics

Why does Trump play Minecraft? Cuz he can build walls

Why is suicide illegal? Because it destroys government property.

what do you call a bullet-head? jfk

vote biden or trump i like niether but i want to know wat the world would say. (dont judge other people)

How do you tell the difference between Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled

What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.

Biden: See you later, alligator!

Alligator: In a while, pedophile.

MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey any riding with biden fans out their? I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so of one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 an a half help me please

Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Why is Donald Trump under so much stress. Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says no love for the rich on it.

Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs

What's the difference between a goverment and a pawn shop?

They lower you

My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.

Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence He’s just Biden his time

Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like get down Mr. Presi-