Politics jokes
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
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I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What was Hitlerβs favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.
My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that... I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.