Politics jokes

Feminists are a joke.

What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.

What do you call a homeless Hitler?

A roofless dictator.

iran

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.

Putin's Brain:

How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.

I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.

I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.

What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?

Answer: Hair Force One!

Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.

My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.

Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.

In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."

Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that... I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.

If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.

Q: What is Trump?

A: An oversized oompa loompa.

If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.

Biden: *falls over on steps*