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Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
Putin's Brain:
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?
Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that... I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.
If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Wanna hear a joke?
Feminism.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
