Politics jokes
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?
Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
Memes
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
iran
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Feminists are a joke.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that... I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.