Politics jokes

I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.

We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.

Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?

Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!

Why didn't Trump beat Biden?

Because he couldn't trump that bitch!

I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.

Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.

What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.

What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?

They both thank you for your financial support.

What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?

Neither of them respect boundaries.

Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:

"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"

Feminists are a joke.

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Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?

He took away their ottoman!

Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.

What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.

What do you call a Mexican's prison?

The border.

How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.

What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?

Answer: Hair Force One!

I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.

I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.

My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.

Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.