Politics jokes
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.
China.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
Donald Trump is so smart he got to take a cognitive test 4 times.
And if you think that's impressive, wait until you hear how many times he got to retake first grade.
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back?
Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked, “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?”
He replied, “Yes, I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
WebMD: Cancer.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
I'm offended.
- Liberals
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”