Politics jokes
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
Lets go i think corn
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
In Portuguese, "Trumpa" means bullshit.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
Trevor Bauer for President.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
Hillary Clinton
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?