Politics jokes
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
The president of the USA is so damn stupid. His mother must have taken Tylenol while she was pregnant with him, or something.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)