Politics jokes
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
In Portuguese, "Trumpa" means bullshit.
Trevor Bauer for President.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
Hillary Clinton