Politics jokes
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
Memes
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
In Portuguese, "Trumpa" means bullshit.
Trevor Bauer for President.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
Hillary Clinton