In Portuguese, "Trumpa" means bullshit.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
Trevor Bauer for President.
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
Hillary Clinton
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
