Politics jokes
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
In Portuguese, "Trumpa" means bullshit.
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
Trevor Bauer for President.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.