Politics Jokes

What did the left butt cheek say to the right?

Trump 2020

What happend when obama ran for president ?

The whole us thought holy hell its osama bin laden thought he was dead.

Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.

this jokes short just like joe bidens penis oh wait if I were to make a joke to the size of joe bidens penis

i wouldnt write a joke.

What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?

Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmot 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside

Trumps MOM

What does Trump stand for? Trump Runs Underneath My Penis

Look, im innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY. But my co-polit said: hit it with ur best shot.

What do Japanese men do when they vote? -- They have an erection.

What the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ? One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldnt work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and saviour Jesus Christ. (Ben Shapiro 2020)

Want to hear a racist joke???

Donald Trump.

What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP? The condom was actually useful at one point.

a man dies and goes to heaven he sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for, he replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. he said that mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincon's once, and George Washington's never. the man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Bidden's is the one keeping the hurricane's to speed

What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit Raisins

What's the difference between a goverment and a pawn shop?

They lower you

I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady but she just screamed and flew out of the plane

Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a kgb badge and says “you two are coming with me for treason.” One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says “Not me.” The third man pulls out a badge and says “Wow? There’s a lot of agents here.”

Healthcare these days is a bit of an Obamanation.

So one day, I took a trip to Russia, and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any body guards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days. After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I had said yes, and the officer said god help us. So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent, and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said. I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy. He said we did, and that we were extremely drunk.