What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
Women's rights.
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Feminists are a joke.
iran
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
Putin's Brain:
