Politics jokes
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
Worst punishment of all
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were on a falling airplane. There were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world,” so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually there are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
Women's rights.
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.
Putin's Brain:
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?
Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.