Politics jokes

If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.

Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.

Corona did what Trump promised.

Government Briefing:

Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...

...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.

What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.

Why was Hitler bad at math?

He could only count to nein.

what does BLM stand for?

Biden loves minors.

Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.

Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂

Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.

Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were on a falling airplane. There were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world,” so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually there are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”

What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.

My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.

-JFK

I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.

Women's rights.

What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?

Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!

Why did Trump decide to build the wall?

Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.

Putin's Brain:

If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.