Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head just because his wife Said he was close minded
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid? Reality.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals? Guns only have one trigger
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a kgb badge and says “you two are coming with me for treason.” One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says “Not me.” The third man pulls out a badge and says “Wow? There’s a lot of agents here.”
What is the similarity between pink floyd and Donald trump: The best thing they did was a wall
Trump said: Let's make America great again. Translation by democrats: Let's fake America again.
What does Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common? They both make terrible hunters
joe bidden said- he was going to a peding zoo
trump said -schools are not peding zoos
Healthcare these days is a bit of an Obamanation.
what do you say when trumps is still president during 2020? magic
If I ever ran for public office. I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
My name is Joe Biden and I am running for US Senate.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok i e got this just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan”
Putin be like csgo is much harder in real life!
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term. He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub
Hilary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected in to office.
Sorry it was supposed to say Female but the emale got deleted.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open minded presidents ever
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Whats the difference between a five year old and and a Democrat.... The five year old doesnt expect you to do everything for them. (Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Sahapiro 2020)
