Politics jokes
Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...
...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were on a falling airplane. There were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world,” so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually there are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.
Women's rights.
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Putin's Brain:
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.