Politics jokes

What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?

They both kidnap Canadian women!

Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.

BLM.

What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?

RCXD in bound

Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.

Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.

When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.

What Did Iran Say To Oman?

"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"

Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?

Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!

Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?

Almost took out the whole trailer park.

The "S" in Putin stands for smart.

Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!

If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.

Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...

Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.

How do you know America's bad at chess?

They lost 2 towers!

What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?

Genocide is racist.

Why did the plane cross the sky?

To hit the Twin Towers...

There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.

What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?

An inside job.