Politics jokes
BLM.
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
Memes
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
Hitler was a dic-tator.