Politics jokes
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.