Politics jokes

Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!

What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?

RCXD in bound

When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.

Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.

Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.

Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!

What Did Iran Say To Oman?

"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"

Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?

Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?

Almost took out the whole trailer park.

Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.

He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.

Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...

Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.

How do you know America's bad at chess?

They lost 2 towers!

What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?

Genocide is racist.

Why did the plane cross the sky?

To hit the Twin Towers...

There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.

What's fast and almost got away?

A Mexican jumping the border.

What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?

An inside job.

Hitler was a dic-tator.

JFK is definitely a bottom.

Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.