Politics jokes
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
Memes
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
Hitler was a dic-tator.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
JFK is definitely a bottom.