Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
What did Obama ask Trump?
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
