Politics jokes
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
Memes
i found this in my school. i kept it. its hanging in my room, on my wall.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Hitler was a dic-tator.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
JFK is definitely a bottom.
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.