Politics jokes
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
So Americans strongly worship Donald Trump, eh? Well, let's put that claim to the test by throwing him into the general population of Rikers Island.