Politics jokes
Women deserve rights and lefts.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
An officer confronts two congressmen.
He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"
The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
Memes
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
Don't steal. That's the government's job.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?
When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.