Politics jokes
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
Russia—the real joke.