Politics jokes
What's so wrong about Trump being in office?
He steals all the cats.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
Dora, where do we go next?
Kids at home: Area 51.
Meanwhile,
Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.
1 day later,
Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.