Politics jokes
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
Russia—the real joke.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
Women deserve rights and lefts.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Why does the Democratic party want the Republican party to breed rabbits?
Because Democrats are tired of paying for raisins at the grocery store.
Don't steal. That's the government's job.
An officer confronts two congressmen.
He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"
The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"