Politics jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?

A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)

Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?

British cigarettes get smoked easily.

What record did Obama prove during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.

Neither of them respect boundaries.

What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?

I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.

What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.

This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"

Why does Donald Trump love little boys?

Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."

- JFK

A little riddle...

Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?

...

Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?

Russia—the real joke.

Presidents are normal, physically.

Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.

What is Hitler's favorite letter?

Not-Z.

We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.

What is the difference between Putin and an onion?

Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.

I don’t see what the problem is.

The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!

If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."

Women deserve rights and lefts.

Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?

Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.