Politics jokes

I don’t see what the problem is.

The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!

This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"

Why does Donald Trump love little boys?

Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."

We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.

A little riddle...

Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?

...

Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?

Russia—the real joke.

Presidents are normal, physically.

Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.

What is the difference between Putin and an onion?

Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.

What is Hitler's favorite letter?

Not-Z.

Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?

Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?

A dictator.

I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.

President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.

Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.

Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?

The Breath Takers.

A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?

When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.