Politics jokes

Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?

A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.

He is now playing the whore-monica.

Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.

Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.

We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.

What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?

A dictator.

How to get into politics?

Fail art school.

How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?

Tell him the truth.

I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.

What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?

The Breath Takers.

What record did Obama prove during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.

Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?

British cigarettes get smoked easily.

Why is Hitler better than Biden?

Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.

A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?

When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.

An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""

"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"

What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?

Barack Obama.

The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.

Black and bitter.

The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."