Politics Jokes

What record did Obama prove during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.

Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?

British cigarettes get smoked easily.

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

Why is Hitler better than Biden?

Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.

A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

The image shows a cartoon with a Palestinian flag at the top and the words 'FAN MEETING'. Below this, four simple cartoon figures are in a speech bubble saying: 'WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD'. The characters appear to represent different political ideologies. The characters from left to right: cat ear character, a communist, a Nazi, and a person with a Palestinian keffiyeh.

What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?

God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.

Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.

How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?

Tell him the truth.

How to get into politics?

Fail art school.

Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?

A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""

"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"

What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?

Barack Obama.

The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.

Black and bitter.

Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!

The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."