Politics jokes
Don't steal. That's the government's job.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Russia—the real joke.
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."