Politics jokes
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
How to run from Iran?
Iran away!
Dora, where do we go next?
Kids at home: Area 51.
Meanwhile,
Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.
1 day later,
Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!
Memes
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Super Boy from Korea.
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"
So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.