Politics jokes
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
This isn’t a meme just trump’s mugshot
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
Dora, where do we go next?
Kids at home: Area 51.
Meanwhile,
Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.
1 day later,
Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!
How to run from Iran?
Iran away!
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Super Boy from Korea.
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."