Politics jokes
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Memes
I’m running out of ideas 4 a title
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.