Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
Abortion is not a joke.
Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
"Let's go Brandon!"
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
All hail President Trump!
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
