Politics

Politics jokes

Playground

Only a city council committee would create this mistake.

Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!

President

What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?

Donald Grump.

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

China

Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.

Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers

Memes

Head

Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.

Election

Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"

Chess

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they already lost the Twin Towers.

Fetus

What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?

A fetus has more rights.

Man

Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"

The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"

The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"

The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"

Difference

What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?

Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.

Government

Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.

Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.

Human Right

What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?

Wife

JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.

Russia

Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...

#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦

Booty

Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?

Assassination

I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...

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  • Dick

    What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?

    You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!

    Wall

    Are we supposed to submit jokes?

    This website.

    Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?