Politics jokes
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
Memes
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"
So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"