Politics jokes
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
Being pro-life.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Bush is innocent, he's white...
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.