Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
"Sharing is communism."
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
