Politics jokes
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.