Politics jokes
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.