Politics

Politics jokes

What do you call the longest reigning monarch?

The queen? No, she dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!

Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.

Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?

A: When they are falling from their balcony.

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?

A school shooting.

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?

A school shooting.

Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.

He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.

I don’t see what the problem is.

The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!