Politics

Politics jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!

Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.

Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?

A: When they are falling from their balcony.

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?

A school shooting.

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?

A school shooting.

Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.

He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.

I don’t see what the problem is.

The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!

The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.

My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"

I told him, "Probably a bullet."