What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).