President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
