Politics

Politics Jokes

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.

He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.

The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.

My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"

I told him, "Probably a bullet."