Police:come with me I’m taking you home orphan:well we need to find them first
Police:then I don’t need to take you home
So I saw the police. I yelled dumper get into the fucking yumper!
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb.
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
*trigger alert* why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel because there were too many black holes.
There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police. She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?” The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?” The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? special force’s
What did the police say on the tv during 9/11... Call 911