Poetry jokes

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.

Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.

Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!

Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Roses are red, fishers are fishing,

I really hope you’ll be reported missing.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:

Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like your's belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

They told me I'd never be good at poetry.

But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!