Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:
Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like your's belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my bed has room for 2 ;)
Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
