Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
Poetry Jokes
Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.
Roses are red.
My soul is black.
I am never getting my dad back.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued.
Your flesh was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
Roses are red.
Grass is green.
I think of you sucking my peen.
Roses are red, my name is Dan...
TDM, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Get in the van, or I'll kill you.
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Open your legs and give me an hour.
what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
