Poetry

Poetry jokes

Poet

  • Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.

    What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.

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  • Monkey

  • Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.

    Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!

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  • Bullet

  • Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.

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  • Death

  • Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.

    Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.

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