Poetry jokes

Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”

Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

Roses are red,

my life is a disaster,

the children are fast,

but the combine is F A S T E R!

Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!

My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"

"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.

Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.

Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!

Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.