Poem jokes
Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am high and so are you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not fucking blue.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm stroking my dick and thinking of you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.