Poem jokes

Roses are red,

I don't know what is brass.

I tell myself,

"Don't touch grass."

Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."

Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"

Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You slept with my cousin but I did too.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.

Roses are red, that much is true.

But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!

Foxy is red,

Bonnie is blue,

And Golden Freddy will kill you.

Roses are red, clovers are green.

I love your legs and what's in between. LOL

Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.

What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.