Poem jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You slept with my cousin but I did too.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.

Roses are red, that much is true.

But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!

Roses are red, clovers are green.

I love your legs and what's in between. LOL

Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.

What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.

Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.

Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.

Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?

Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I am high and so are you.

Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.

A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm stroking my dick and thinking of you.