Poem jokes
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:
Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like your's belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you.
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I see you, I play with my poo.
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Once I'm done choking you,
You will be too.
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.