Poem jokes

Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.

Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:

Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."

Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.

Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like your's belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you.

By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I see you, I play with my poo.

Roses are red. He shows no remorse.

Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.

Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.

Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.

Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.

Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.

Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)

Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.