Roses are red, violets are blue.
Your mom is fat and so are you.
Poem Jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought the Grinch was ugly until I saw you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your legs, so I can devour.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You slept with my cousin but I did too.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
Roses are red, that much is true.
But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
