Player jokes
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
The man walks into a bar, reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player. The piano player starts playing the piano. The guy next to him asks where he got that. The man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes.
So the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside. He says to the genie, "I want a million bucks." The genie snaps his fingers, and a million ducks appear in the road. The man comes back inside and says, "Hey, that genie is a little hard of hearing." The man says, "Well, did you really think I'd ask for a 12-inch pianist?"
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.