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Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.

Little Johnny paints them black.

Little Johnny went to a gun store.

Little Johnny made a big mess.

The cemetery people were getting paid.

On a winter day many play.

Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?

You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.

I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."

Why can’t fish play basketball?

'Cause they are scared of the net.

I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.

All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.

Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.

Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?

xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.

What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.

Why did the school go remote?

Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?

"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Why do apple trees like emo kids?

Because they like to play yoyo with them.

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.