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Tennis

Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?

You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.

Ball

I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."

Fish

Why can’t fish play basketball?

'Cause they are scared of the net.

Tower

Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Fortnite

I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.

Memes

Chess

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

Ball

My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.

All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.

Gamer

xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.

Orphan

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

Remote

Why did the school go remote?

Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!

Sister

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

Cow

What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?

"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Woman

Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.

My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^

Pontypool is rough.