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Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.

My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^

Pontypool is rough.

Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?

He was playing with too many strokes.

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.

Le fish de la toilette.

[Plays french music]

Why do apple trees like emo kids?

Because they like to play yoyo with them.

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Why can't New York City play chess?

Because they lost 2 towers!

Why can’t fish play basketball?

'Cause they are scared of the net.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?

Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.

xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?

You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.

I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."

I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.

Which nut is the best at playing tag?

Catch-yous, aka cashews.

Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?