Play jokes

Le fish de la toilette.

[Plays french music]

Why do apple trees like emo kids?

Because they like to play yoyo with them.

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Why can't New York City play chess?

Because they lost 2 towers!

Why can’t fish play basketball?

'Cause they are scared of the net.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?

Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.

xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?

You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.

I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."

I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.

Which nut is the best at playing tag?

Catch-yous, aka cashews.

Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?

Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.

Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.

Little Johnny paints them black.

Little Johnny went to a gun store.

Little Johnny made a big mess.

The cemetery people were getting paid.

On a winter day many play.

Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.