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You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
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omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?