Play jokes
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Memes
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.