Play jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Memes
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀