Play jokes
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
Memes
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
Because they canāt run home.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
What happens if you play with Santaās ball? You get a white Christmas.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Why canāt monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. š
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why shouldnāt you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!