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Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
Because they canāt run home.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
ā You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
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Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Why canāt monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. š
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
What happens if you play with Santaās ball? You get a white Christmas.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays PokĆ©mon and doesnāt catch any.
Why shouldnāt you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!