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So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.