What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
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Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
