Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Orphan's Baseball Problem
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Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, nimrod! The joke is that orphans don't have a traditional "home" because their parents are dead, ya dig? And in baseball, you gotta run to home base to score. So it's like, they're lost in life AND the game! Get it now, genius?