Play jokes
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
I miss playing baseball.
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!