Why can’t Asians play baseball? Because they can’t see that ball
What do u call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer
Rocket league! (Ali A Intro) I like men Wanna smash? Suck my balls Im in class as I'm posting this ass joke This joke sucks terribly Honestly just like and leave Add me on discord IceyTrae#2230 Lebron>MJ
Dad there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig and then I made pulled pork out of him
Son he is dinner
Why cant orphans play baseball? because they don't know where home is.....
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because there sad they don't get wanted!!
Bad joke but i tried
Me playing a game...... what did God just stop are hearts cause we didn't kill each other
Like if that was good
A blind man walks into a woman’s bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says before you tell your joke you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols, do you still want to tell that joke cowboy. He thought for a second and said not if I have to explain it five times.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “ you’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup”
How do chinese people play in spy?
They cant
Girl playing outside: step on a line and you break your mommy's spine She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming
Girl playing outside :step on a crack and you break daddy's back She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming
The husband starts celebrating gets in the car and starts to drive away
The son comes outside and steps on a crack
The dad then dies in a car crash
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done I said "How bout you give me a standing ovation." I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair. Sad and lonely
an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast.
I have a short TRUE story of how i found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend. when my brother was 12-13 years, he fucked his best friend and i saw it. i was like 4-5 years UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. all i heard was "ahh" and "mmm". the only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". i was so traumatized that i told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "he's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT.. NO YOU DUMBASS. he was playing the game "SEX". more like "GAY SEX". I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that i heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend! i actually got so curious, i opened the door and saw then doing "69". i was blank white after i saw it. i will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it. (just a btw i still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..) (he ain't no virgin not more i guess lmfao.)
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Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy DROPPING HITS
Why did the cheetah lose in chess because he played against cheetahs
WHY DOES AN ORPHAN HATE PLAYING BASEBALL?BECAUSE IT HAS A HOME BASE
how do you make a disabled person cry
lets go play tag
