Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS
Why can ́t orphans play baseball? They don ́t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home
Do u play seaifthiefs, seeifthiesballsfit in ur mouth gotttttteeeeeem
Q: Why was the pilot sad? A: Cause he was bad at playing jenga 💀
*Tibia* honestly I think the reason I’m *bonely* is because you guys don’t find my jokes *humerus* ...... maybe if I played the *trombone* it would get people’s attention but *tibia* honest I can’t be bothered so one just look at my *BONE-zai* tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one so how about a *S-pine* tree
Why does an orphan play soccer because it’s the only love they get
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Why cant ophans play baseball They cant make it to home plate
if boys are like sports because they are esay to play, then girls are like a sandwich, they are nice at first, but there crusty after
you when you face the boss the first time: :) you when dark souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :( you when you ask why do you hear boss music: <( you when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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i went to the store because i ha to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because i was playing mario kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma lik if yu creyre everitime
Why can't weapons play baseball
Because they need to get to homebase
I knew you played football cause you’re hairline receding
Once asked If I played Scrabble being dyslexic I asked Is It was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version
If blind people could play go-kart it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Zu are playing as Ukraine in Military tycoon and then someone kills you, you see who killed you in nuke revenge and it says Putinmoserfucer2342
Why didnt the dog wanna play football??
Cuz he was a boxer!!!
Every time my cousin and i we settle it out with our game a so we play rock paper sissors 😂🤣🤣
