Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
