Play jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Memes
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.