Play jokes
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.