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My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.

The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"

Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"

How do you play chess with a Catholic?

You put a condom on the bishop.

My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:

Starters - role play and stripping.

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.

Dessert - Blowy.

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?

Because they keepped.

I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.

I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.

An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.

Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣

You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."

If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.

Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.

One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.

But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.

What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.

My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.

Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.

Laugh now.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't find home.