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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?

— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.

The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"

Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"

Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?

Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

What do orphans play on Roblox?

Adopt Me.

How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?

QUEUE THE MUSIC

BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT

Why can’t the USA play chess?

Because they lost their two towers.

Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.

What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.

What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.

Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.

Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?

Because they keepped.

I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.

I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.

An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.