Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
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Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
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So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
