why cant orphans play baceball THEY CANT RUN HOME
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
