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Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
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Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!