After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Coach: why can't orphans play baseball Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because then they can play catch.
What was stephen hawkings favourite toy as a kid ? Hot wheels
Rose's are red violets are blue fortnite is dead so are you (I have no friends because all of my friends play fortgay just like my friends all of them are gay)
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
Yo mommas so fat she doesn’t know how to play bacon.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
I miss playing baseball.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
